Paani Boil Kar K Piyo

Sceince kehti hai Paani boil karne se
Germs marr Jatay hain.


Science ko ye to Batao k Germs k

Dead Bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na. :-)

Ae Kash k aisa ho Jaye

Mein kuch bhi nahi hoon tere liye,
Kuch tere liye me ho jaon.

Tere dil me rahoon, Anhkon me basoon,
Dharkan me shamil ho jaon.

Tu jab bhi koi baat kare,
Mera naam bhi us me shaamil ho.

Tu jab bhi maange kuch rab se,
Meri zaat bhi us me shaamil ho,

Her bar nahi ek bar sahi,
Ik bar to aisa ho jaye,

Ik pal ke liye ay Jaan-e-Jaan
Tujhe mujh se mohabat ho jaye.

Ae kash ke aisa ho jaye...
Ae kash ke aisa ho jaye...

Ankhon Ki Kaali Shaam

Tum Apni Ankhon Ki Kaali Shaam Merey Naam Kardo
Phir Chahey Jo Ilzam Merey Naam Kardo
Ik Umer Se Tumhari Chahat Basi Hai Rooh Mein
Tum Bhi Apni Har Tumanna Mujhey Daan Kardo

Mein Khuley Asmaan Taley Khara Hoon
Tum Apni Mohabbat Ki Rida Mujh Par Dhaal Kardo
Mohabbat To Hai Iqrar Ki Mohtaaj
Tum Apna Har Lafz Har Sher Merey Naam Kardo...

Mile Uljhano se Fursat

Mile Uljhano se Fursat to Zara Dil se puchna Faraz....




Kya Sirf Fursaton Main Yaad Karne Ka Naam Hai Muhabbat???

Uske Honton ko Dekha

Uske Honton ko dekha To meray Dil me Khayal aaya.


Woh Lafz kitnay Nashelay Hongay jo Inhay chho kar guzarty hongay.

Kuch Door Hamare 7 Chalo

Kuch door Hamaare sath chalo
Ham Dil ki Kahani keh denge

Samjhe na Jise tum aankhon se
Wo baat Zabanee keh denge

Phoolon ki Tarah jab hoton pe
Ik shokh Tabassum Bikhrega

Dheere se Tumhaare Kaanon mein
Ik baat Purani keh denge

Izhaar-e-Wafa tum kya jaano
Ikraar-e-Wafa tum kya jaano

Ham Zikr karenge Ghairon ka
Aur Apni kahani keh denge

Mausam to Bada he Zaalim hai
Toofaan Uthaata rehta hai

Kuch log Magar is halchal ko
Bad-mast Jawani keh denge.

Kisi Ne Us Se Pucha!

Kisi Ne Us Se Pucha!

Tum Kahan rehti ho...

Us nay KahA

Kisi ki Yaadon Main

Kisi ki Dharkano Main

Kisi ki Saanson main

Kisi ki Hasraton main

Kisi K Khayalon Main

Kisi K Tasavvur Main

Kisi K Razo Main

Kisi K Dil main

Aur

Kisi K BeyHadd Qareeb!

Zara Tum Shaam hone do

Mein Titliyon ko Sula don ga
Zara Tum Shaam hone do,

Mein Jugnoo ko jaga doon ga
Zara tum shaam hone do,

Kahan Aghaaz hota hai
Kahan Anjaam hota hai,

Hunar saray seekha don ga
Zara tum shaam hone do,

Meri Namnaak ankhon ko na dekho,
Mein tum ko bhi rula doon ga
Zara tum shaam hone do,

Mujhe itni maharat hai k,
Saada se lafzon mein tumhe dilkash bana doon da
Zara tum shaam hone do,

Tum ne poocha hai kahan ho gi tumhari Shaam,
Jahan ho gi bata hoon ga
Zara tum shaam hone do.

Chahat ki us Manzil

Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz...



Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.

Tum Hasti ho Mujhe

Tum Hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum Roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum Ek bar Rooth kar to dekho
Mar Jaon ga tumhein manane ke liye.

Bhool Jane ka Hosla

Bhool jane ka HOSLA na hai na hoga.

Door reh kar bi tu JUDA na hai na hoga.

Tujh se mil kar kisi AUR se kiya MILNA.

Koi TERE jesa na hai na Hoga.

remember spaciel people

On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my _____ (friend, aunt, co-worker, etc.)

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentine Gift

On Valentine’s Day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things...
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You’re a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

Hands Up

£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

HANDS UP AND GIVE ME YOUR
HEART ON THIS VALENTINES DAY
LOVE YOU SWEETHEART.

Ap k lea Valentine Date

APP APNE LYE
VALENTINE "DATE"
TALASH KR RHE THE?
.
I FOUND SM 1 FOR U

  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
 "(---)"

Mubarak ho

,.*""*¤*""*.,
*DilMeRhne*
"*. Walo  .*"
      "*.*"      Aap Ko
.*""*¤*""*.
*     DiL     *
"*.  Se   .*"
     "*.*"valentine day mubarak ho.

Happy Valentine day.

Luvable number
"1.4.3"
Luvable symbol
"RoSe"
Luvable place
"TaJmAhÄl"
Luvable day
"14 feb"
Luvable organ
"HeÅrT"
Luvable person
"yØu"....
Happy Valentine day.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

\  \  / /
 \  \/ / ALENTINE
  \___/ 

Is A"LOVELY" Day
For All "LOVERS"
And I Think It's Also U!
Because U r My BEST CHAND.."
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."

Velentine Day Guzar Gya

Kal Valentine day
Aqeedat o ehtram k sath mnaya gya
.
Kisi nakhushgawar waqye ke khabar
masul nhe hue
.
Sb Bchyaa apne apne ghar
kher o aafyat se
pohnch gyee.

**Tera Chahra**

Ye zameen ruk jay.
Aasma jhukh jay.
Tera chahra jub aiy.
Tu ijazat dy agur tujh sy thora piyar main kur lo jan e ja.
Eak tara mang kar khali dil teri nazar kar do jan e ja.
Tu khafa ho jay.
Rat bhi ho ho jay.
Din tery aanchal may chhup jay.
Tera Chahre nazar aajay.

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online.

Happy Birthday

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I m so Blessed

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are!

Some One

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Some one is here to say u
Happy Birthday!!!

Best Wishes

Best wishes to you both on ur birthday,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful life.

Happy Birthday To You

If kisses were rain id send you showers,
If fun was time id send you hours,
If you needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Hum To Sirf Dua Go Log

Hum To Sirf Dua Go Log
Khaak-O-Mahar Ka Kia Sanjog
Paas Rahain Yaa Door Rahain
Wahshat Say Ranjoor Rahain
Wahan Mehfil Aabad Hai Na.

Aaj Tumhaari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa.

3..2..1..BooM

0:03

0:02

0:01
.
.
.
Boom Boom
Birthday Blast starts Now

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Better time to Wish

There couldn't be a Better time to Wish Nice Time Things for U,

Beginning with a Birthday that's Happy all day through

And after that, the very best of Luck n Health n cheer,

And everything it takes to make a Very Happy Year

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday

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(='.'=) (',')  (';')
(")(")  (")(") (")(")

3 sweet bears
Chinu
Minu
Rinu

To wish u a very
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Aeroplane aa raha

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
.
.
.
Dikha

.
Dikha
.
.
Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya.

This is MAGIC

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO

1

2

3

4

5

6

Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year !2009!

1st APRIL ko ULLU banao

1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.

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Kia par Rahay ho?

Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha..:)

Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai

Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai, zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.






Sab ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

In larkion se dil lagana

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

If you are in tension

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Pehle kahan milte the

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha...

KHUDA K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

Hi cute, Sweet

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro'n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

1st April Ko

Dosto.
.
.
Yaaro
.
.
Bangra Pao Tuwaday Wastay
Khush Khabri Hai Double Sawari Khul Gai Hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ye Mesg 1st April Ko Sub Ko Send Karna ;->

SUMMARY OF APRIL FOOL

SHORT SUMMARY OF APRIL FOOL

Spain par qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ne wada kar k Ship main sawar kya,
Aur Kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao gay,
Lekin jab Ship Sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda Jala diya.

Thay Celebrate This Day in the Memory of MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

Please Spread It.

Meray doston BE ALERT!!!

Meray doston BE ALERT!!!

Kal April Fool hai jo k MUSALMAANON ka kaam nahi hai.

Lehaza Jo aapko jhootay sms karny k baray main soch raha hai,
Please usay pehle he ye sms kardo, ta kay woh jhoot bolnay se bach jaye.

Shukriya.

31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

If a baby is born

If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

?



you fool.!

a new born baby dont hav teeth...

Getting Married

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on first of April.

Surprised

Stupid, first April is April fool,
and you are the first person whom I fooled.

Street Racing

What does street racing mean?
.
.
.
"0" to handicap in 10 Seconds
Be Smart Speed Kills.

Aap Tayyar Ho K

Select any one Number.
Jis se Aap ko pata chaLe ga k Aap tayyar ho k kesy Lagte hain....

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11

Reply Must



1. BangaaLi
2. KhoobSurat
3. Abnormal.
4. Cute
5. PaagaL
6. Charsi.
7. Better
8. Lovely
9. Bhot
10. ChuraiL
11. Dashing.

Sahi Nazar Se Dekho

Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to


Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi,


Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to

Her Sunder Larki Tumhari.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"BHABHI"
Nazar Ayegi.

Bhool Jane ka Hosla

Bhool jane ka HOSLA na hai na hoga.

Door reh kar bi tu JUDA na hai na hoga.

Tujh se mil kar kisi AUR se kiya MILNA.

Koi TERE jesa na hai na Hoga.

Aap Kisy Ziyada Chahty Hain

Chalo aaj aapko azma lety hain k ap kis ko ziyada chahte hain in main koi aik CODE select karo..
022
061
021
029
051
071
023
091
099
063


Answers:
022=(FATHER)
061=(BROTHER)
021=(KOI KHAS)
029=(WIFE/HUSBAND)
051=(CHILDREN)
071=(MUJHAY)
023=(MOTHER)
091=(FAMILY)
099=(LOVER)
063=(FRIENDS)

Jo Eid Ka Roza Rakhy

Shaair Kehta Hai:

Jo EID k Din ROZA Rakhy Woh Shaitan Hai.


Aur Jo


ROZAY K Din EID Manaye Woh Sarhad Ka Pathan Hai. :-)

Wo mujh se pochta hy

wo mujh se pochta hy kis kis k khawab dekhte ho"faraz"

bekhaber janta nhi k yaden us ki sonay nhi deti.

har ek ki zindagi ka

har ek ki zindagi ka maqsad ek hi hota hai faraz..

khud chahe kitna b bewafa ho talash hamesha wafa ki rehti hai...

Dew na piya to kya jiya

Gham-e-Muhabbat main bohat Jaam piye hongy tum ne bhi Faraz....






Par DEW na piya, To Kya Jiya... :-)

Be rehm tere shehar k log

Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…




Msg kar k Puchtay Hain
(\./)
/ ” ) “^ —-;”;
\,,/”( , P , )\\
//\\ //\\
Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.

Seenay main na rakh saki

Arz kia hai:
Seeney Main na Rakh Saki woh mere raaz ko,
Kameni ne sab kuch bata diya FARAZ ko!

Ek mudaat say usne sataya nahi

Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
Wah wah wah
Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
Faraz ChiNi kya lene gaya abi tak aaya hi nahi.

Surjani Shifting

Arz Kya hai.
Farzana Jab se Shift hui hai “SURJANI”
To Faraz Bas yehi Kehta hai.
“MARJAANI MARJAANI”
Tu Kyun Chali gai “SURJANI”?

Manzil par punchane ke talab

Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin Jawano mein
FARAZ
Raste me khare ho kar wo BACHIAN nahi Tarte.